{"product_id":"the-unclench-bundle","title":"The Unclench Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou slept eight hours. Your jaw worked through all of them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou wake with sore temples, a tired jaw, a neck you blame on your desk. The hours were fine. The sleep tracker says the hours were fine. You still feel like you have been hit by a bus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNobody has told you why, so you have been filling in the blank yourself. You decided you are stressed. You decided you need to relax more. You decided, somewhere along the way, that this is a personality problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIt is not stress. It is cortisol.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eCortisol is the hormone that puts your body on alert. It is supposed to rise in the morning and fall at night. When it stays high, your nervous system never gets the signal to stand down, and a body that is still braced does exactly what a braced body does. It grips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour jaw is the loudest place that shows up, because the masseter is the strongest muscle you own for its size and it is built to bite down hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhich is why it is never only the jaw\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSore temples before 9am\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA jaw that is tired the moment you wake\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaking at 3am, wide awake rather than groggy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulders and neck tight for no reason you can point to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeping the full hours and getting none of the rest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeeling like you did a heavy workout yesterday when you did not\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd the part nobody says out loud: the racing thoughts at 11pm, the not being able to switch off, the being wound up with nothing in particular to be wound up about. That is not you being dramatic. That is the same raised cortisol, showing up in your head instead of your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eEverything you have tried treats the symptom\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA night guard protects your teeth from the clenching. It was never built to stop it. Massage works, for about four hours. Botox is $400 to $1,500 a session and wears off. Cutting caffeine helps the afternoon and does nothing for the night. Every one of them meets the jaw after the damage is already being done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTwo bottles, two jobs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe muscle.\u003c\/strong\u003e Magnesium glycinate lets the clenched muscle let go. Glycinate because it absorbs, and because it sits easy at night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe wind-up.\u003c\/strong\u003e GABA and L-theanine quiet what keeps firing at it. GABA works on the body side where the clenching happens. L-theanine crosses into the brain and lifts your own GABA activity, so the calm arrives from both directions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne works on the grip. One works on the reason for the grip. Nothing to fit, nothing to clean, nothing to replace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eIt is not only a night problem\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eHalf of it happens while you are awake. The clench at your desk at two in the afternoon, the one you catch yourself in mid-sentence. That is the same raised alert state, and a night guard cannot help you there by definition, because you are not asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat is in it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne bottle of magnesium glycinate and one bottle of GABA with L-theanine. Gluten free, non-GMO, no fillers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e60 nights, or your money back\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eSleep on it for two months. If your jaw is no different, tell us and we will refund you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Quietra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47291550367932,"sku":"QTR-BUNDLE","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/6129\/5036\/files\/P1-bundle-hero.png?v=1787107696","url":"https:\/\/getquietra.com\/products\/the-unclench-bundle","provider":"Quietra","version":"1.0","type":"link"}